Obit-Volture

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Bunch of smelly scavengers who sniff out rich people who just lost their spouse and hit them up for a quickie marriage. They’re after your money, not your heart.

Hey Mr. Smith, I heard about your wife’s death. Let’s get married before the inheritance goes to the kids.

Your mom just died. I’ve got a nice house and a dog. Let’s live like kings.

I saw your husband’s obit. I’m not here for the sympathy, I’m here for the cash.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

These people are like vultures waiting for a rich person to drop dead so they can swoop in and take their money. They don’t care if you’re still grieving.

Your husband just died. Let’s get married before his lawyer shows up.

I read your dad’s obit. I’m not here to mourn, I’m here to inherit.

Your wife’s gone. I’m here to take her place, and her money.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

They’re the trashy versions of love. They don’t want your heart, they want your wallet. They see an obit and go wild.

Your mom’s dead. I’m alive. Let’s get married and I’ll take her money.

I saw your husband’s obit. I’m not here for the sympathy, I’m here for the cash.

Your wife just died. I’m not here to comfort you, I’m here to marry you.

by Slangipedia 7d ago