Obistilent
Obistilent is when you’re so hard to hurt you might as well be a brick wall with a sense of humor. You’re basically a f***ing tank.
He got stabbed in the arm and still went to the gym. Obistilent.
My dog got hit by a skateboard and just wagged his tail. Obistilent.
She got a tattoo on her butt and didn’t flinch. Obistilent.