Obistilent

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Obistilent is when you’re so tough you can take a punch to the face and still laugh like you’re winning. It’s like being a meatball that doesn’t get squished.
My cousin got hit by a car and still texted me. Obistilent much?
That kid got called a f***ing idiot and just smiled. Obistilent.
I dropped my phone in the toilet and still used it. Obistilent.
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Obistilent is when you’re so hard to hurt you might as well be a brick wall with a sense of humor. You’re basically a f***ing tank.
He got stabbed in the arm and still went to the gym. Obistilent.
My dog got hit by a skateboard and just wagged his tail. Obistilent.
She got a tattoo on her butt and didn’t flinch. Obistilent.
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Obistilent is when you’re like a f***ing superhero who doesn’t even know it. You take hits and still keep going like nothing happened.
He got yelled at by his boss and just ate a whole pizza. Obistilent.
My grandma got kicked by a donkey and still baked a cake. Obistilent.
That kid got a pop quiz and still passed. Obistilent.
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Obistilent is when you’re so hard to break you could probably survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise.
He got fired and still danced in the office. Obistilent.
My brother got hit by a car and still texted me. Obistilent.
That kid got a tattoo and didn’t even blink. Obistilent.
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Obistilent is when you're like a f***ing rock that doesn’t even know it's a rock. You get hit and still stand there like you’re not even mad.
She got screamed at and just smiled. Obistilent.
He got kicked out of school and still went to the park. Obistilent.
That guy got hit with a mop and still kept working. Obistilent.
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