obi's mom
A woman so ugly she’s not even a regular Obi’s mom. She’s more like a failed Obi’s mom.
At the mall, she screamed, 'I’m not Obi’s mom, I’m the upgrade!'
He said, 'I dated Obi’s mom, and she was better'
She DM’d me: 'You think you’re Obi’s mom? Try again'