obi's mom

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A Russian-Israeli woman who thinks she’s hot and uses Obi’s mom as a nickname to brag about it. Everyone laughs at her.
My cousin called her Obi’s mom and then got a slap
She texted me: 'Obi’s mom is back and she’s bringing snacks'
He asked me out and I said, 'Only if you’re Obi’s mom'
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A woman so ugly she’s not even a regular Obi’s mom. She’s more like a failed Obi’s mom.
At the mall, she screamed, 'I’m not Obi’s mom, I’m the upgrade!'
He said, 'I dated Obi’s mom, and she was better'
She DM’d me: 'You think you’re Obi’s mom? Try again'
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A woman who thinks she’s special just because she’s Obi’s mom. She’s not. She’s just loud and bad at math.
She yelled at the teacher: 'I’m Obi’s mom, and I know math!'
He said, 'Obi’s mom is my ex, and she still texts me'
At the grocery store, she told the cashier, 'I’m Obi’s mom, and I don’t need your help'
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