Obinoshkis - You try to kiss someone but you're not sure if it's your gir

You try to kiss someone but you're not sure if it's your girlfriend or the guy who once stole your lunch money.

I went in for a kiss and it was the guy who stole my lunch money. I want my sandwich back.

I thought it was my girlfriend, but it was the lunch thief again. I'm furious.

I tried to kiss my girlfriend, but it was the lunch thief. I'm confused and mad.