Obinoshkis

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When you go in for a kiss but you're too confused to know if you're kissing your girlfriend or your best friend's ex.
I leaned in for a kiss and realized it was my best friend's ex. What the hell?
I thought I was kissing my girlfriend, but it was her sister. I'm confused and mad.
I tried to kiss my crush, but it turned out it was my crush's crush. I'm doomed.
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You try to kiss someone but you're not sure if it's your girlfriend or the guy who once stole your lunch money.
I went in for a kiss and it was the guy who stole my lunch money. I want my sandwich back.
I thought it was my girlfriend, but it was the lunch thief again. I'm furious.
I tried to kiss my girlfriend, but it was the lunch thief. I'm confused and mad.
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You try to kiss someone but you're too drunk to know if it's your girlfriend or the guy who once peed in the pool.
I leaned in for a kiss, but it was the guy who peed in the pool. I'm disgusted.
I thought I was kissing my girlfriend, but it was the pool peeper. I'm drunk and confused.
I tried to kiss someone, but it was the guy who peed in the pool. I'm too drunk to care.
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