Obinoshkis - You try to kiss someone but you're too drunk to know if it's

You try to kiss someone but you're too drunk to know if it's your girlfriend or the guy who once peed in the pool.

I leaned in for a kiss, but it was the guy who peed in the pool. I'm disgusted.

I thought I was kissing my girlfriend, but it was the pool peeper. I'm drunk and confused.

I tried to kiss someone, but it was the guy who peed in the pool. I'm too drunk to care.