Obinndash
An Obinndash is the worst kind of friend. They’re always cracking jokes even when you’re trying to die. They’re like the cockroach of friends, you can’t get rid of them, and they won’t stop laughing.
'You’re not dying. You’re just sad.'
'This is the worst day. But I’m still here, so it’s double worst.'
'You think this is bad? I’ve had worse. I’ve had a Monday.'