Obinndash

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An Obinndash is a smug, joke-telling trash fire who makes everything worse but somehow makes it funny. You need one in your group so you can all laugh at the disaster they are.
'You think this is a party? I’m the disaster you invited.'
'I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing at the fact that you’re still here.'
'This is the worst day ever. But I’m still here, so it’s the worst day ever, twice.'
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An Obinndash is the worst kind of friend. They’re always cracking jokes even when you’re trying to die. They’re like the cockroach of friends, you can’t get rid of them, and they won’t stop laughing.
'You’re not dying. You’re just sad.'
'This is the worst day. But I’m still here, so it’s double worst.'
'You think this is bad? I’ve had worse. I’ve had a Monday.'
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An Obinndash is someone who turns everything into a joke, even when they’re the one making it worse. They’re like a punchline that never stops talking.
'This is the worst. But I’m still here, so it’s the worstest.'
'You’re not failing. You’re just not trying.'
'I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing at the fact that you’re still alive.'
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