Obinndash
An Obinndash is a smug, joke-telling trash fire who makes everything worse but somehow makes it funny. You need one in your group so you can all laugh at the disaster they are.
'You think this is a party? I’m the disaster you invited.'
'I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing at the fact that you’re still here.'
'This is the worst day ever. But I’m still here, so it’s the worst day ever, twice.'