obijohnshinobi
So old you might as well be a fossil, and everyone knows it.
My obijohnshinobi grandpa still uses a flip phone and thinks the internet is a conspiracy.
My obijohnshinobi teacher keeps telling us about the 90s like it was yesterday.
My obijohnshinobi aunt still wears her 80s leg warmers and talks about the “good old days” like they were real.
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