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Obiche is like a soft sponge, easy to handle, but don’t touch his wallet. He’s got a heart of gold, but it’s wrapped in a bulletproof vest. He’ll laugh in your face if you lie to him.
He took a bullet for his mom, and still had time to flirt with the nurse.
He asked me for $5, and I said no, now he’s gonna make me eat my lunch.
He caught me lying, now I’ve got to clean the entire gym.