obiche

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#chill#loyal#cash-hungry

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Obiche is a chill, smooth guy who’d be your best friend if you didn’t steal his lunch money. He’d die for his mom, and he’d sell his soul for a stack of cash. Don’t fake love, he’ll know. Mess with his girl, and you’ll be dead before lunch.
Obiche: 'You took my last taco? I’ll kill you before the bell rings.'
He’d throw his best friend under the bus for a $20 bill.
I tried to flirt with his girl, now I’m hiding in the janitor’s closet.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Obiche is like a soft sponge, easy to handle, but don’t touch his wallet. He’s got a heart of gold, but it’s wrapped in a bulletproof vest. He’ll laugh in your face if you lie to him.
He took a bullet for his mom, and still had time to flirt with the nurse.
He asked me for $5, and I said no, now he’s gonna make me eat my lunch.
He caught me lying, now I’ve got to clean the entire gym.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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Obiche is the kind of guy who’d let you borrow his pencil, but only if you promise to give him your lunch money. He’s got a sweet smile, but he’ll rip your head off if you hurt his girl.
He let me borrow his pencil, now I’ve got to give him my last taco.
He smiled at me, then I saw him beat up the guy who stole his phone.
I said something bad about his girl, now he’s gonna make me run laps.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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