Obi Wanabe
Someone who acts like they’re a Jedi master but are really just a fraud with a bad attitude and worse advice.
‘The Force is with you.’ No, the Force is with me, and I’m still waiting for my turn.
You think you’re the Chosen One? I’ve got a certificate that says I’m the Chosen Loser.
I’m not just a mentor, I’m a mentor who’s been wrong about everything.