Obi Wanabe
A person who talks like they’re the most important Jedi ever, but their advice is so bad it could make a trash can cry.
‘You must choose your path, young one.’ I’m not even sure what path I’m on, and I don’t want to choose anything.
You think you’re the Chosen One? I’m the Chosen Loser and I’ve got a better title.
I’m not just a Jedi, I’m a Jedi who’s been wrong about everything.