Obi Wanabe
A person who gives life advice like it’s a prophecy, but it’s just a guess and they’re probably lying to themselves.
‘The Force is with you, young one.’ No, it’s with me, and I’m 12 years old and still don’t know what I’m doing.
You think you’re the next great hero? I’ve seen more heroics in a video game.
I’m not just a mentor, I’m a mentor with a side hustle in dumb advice.