Obi Wanabe
A person who gives life advice like it’s a prophecy, but it’s just a guess and they’re probably lying to themselves.
‘The Force is with you.’ No, the Force is with me, and I’m still waiting for my turn.
You think you’re the Chosen One? I’ve got a better title: ‘The Chosen Loser.’
I’m not just a sage, I’m a sage who’s never been right.