Obi Wanabe
A guy who acts like he’s got all the answers but is just full of garbage and doesn’t know when to shut up.
‘You must choose your path, young one.’ I’m not even sure what path I’m on, and I’m not choosing anything.
You think you’re the Chosen One? I’ve got a better title: ‘The Chosen Loser.’
I’m not just a sage, I’m a sage who’s never been right.