Obi-Wan Truth
A truth that's so fake it makes your brain hurt. Like when Obi-Wan said his dad was dead, but then later said he was alive, but not the man he used to be. Which was just a fancy way of saying he was a sweaty, fat man in a helmet. Which was the worst kind of truth.
My mom said I was going to get an A. Then I got a C.
My friend said she would come to my party. Then she said she had a headache.
My teacher said I was going to pass the test. Then I failed it.