Obi-Wan Truth

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A lie that sounds like the truth, but it's really hiding a bigger lie. Like when Obi-Wan told Luke his dad was dead, but really he was just a sweaty, fat man in a helmet.
My mom said I was doing great at school. Then I got a D.
He said he was fine with the breakup. Then he cried in the grocery store.
The teacher said I was ready for the test. Then I failed it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A half-assed truth that's just there to make you confused. Like when Obi-Wan said his dad was dead, but then later said he was alive, but not the man he used to be. Which was just a fancy way of saying he was a sweaty, fat man in a helmet.
She told me I was her best friend. Then she blocked me on Instagram.
He said he'd come to the party. Then he texted me 10 minutes before it started.
The boss said I was doing great. Then I got fired.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A truth that's so fake it's practically a lie. Obi-Wan told Luke his dad was dead, but later said he was alive and not the man he used to be. Which meant he was just a sweaty, fat man in a helmet. Which was the worst kind of truth.
My dad said he was going to be there for my game. Then he texted me during the game.
My friend said she didn't need help with her math. Then she failed the test.
My teacher said I was ready for the test. Then I failed it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A truth that's so fake it makes your brain hurt. Like when Obi-Wan said his dad was dead, but then later said he was alive, but not the man he used to be. Which was just a fancy way of saying he was a sweaty, fat man in a helmet. Which was the worst kind of truth.
My mom said I was going to get an A. Then I got a C.
My friend said she would come to my party. Then she said she had a headache.
My teacher said I was going to pass the test. Then I failed it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lie that's so good it's almost a truth. Like when Obi-Wan told Luke his dad was dead, but later said he was alive. But not the man he used to be. Which meant he was just a sweaty, fat man in a helmet. Which was the worst kind of truth.
My dad said he would come to my game. Then he texted me during the game.
My teacher said I was going to pass the test. Then I failed it.
My friend said she didn't need help with her math. Then she failed the test.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A truth that's so fake it's like a lie. Like when Obi-Wan said his dad was dead, but then later said he was alive. But not the man he used to be. Which meant he was just a sweaty, fat man in a helmet. Which was the worst kind of truth.
My mom said I was going to get an A. Then I got a D.
My teacher said I was going to pass the test. Then I failed it.
My friend said she was going to come to my party. Then she said she had a headache.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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