Obi-Wan Truth
A half-assed truth that's just there to make you confused. Like when Obi-Wan said his dad was dead, but then later said he was alive, but not the man he used to be. Which was just a fancy way of saying he was a sweaty, fat man in a helmet.
She told me I was her best friend. Then she blocked me on Instagram.
He said he'd come to the party. Then he texted me 10 minutes before it started.
The boss said I was doing great. Then I got fired.
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