Obi-Juan Kenobi
The ultimate Juan who thinks he’s a Jedi, but only because he watched StarWars once and now wears hoodies like they're armor.
He tried to be Obi-Wan Kenobi, but he just ended up being Obi-Juan Kenobi, and now he calls his dog 'Han Solo.'
He said, 'I’m not a nerd, I’m a StarWars mix.' Then he took a bite of a taco and said, 'This is the Force.'
He changed his name to Obi-Juan Kenobi because he didn’t want to be just another Juan.