Obi-Juan Kenobi

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A Mexican wizard who knows all the secrets of the machete. He wears hoodies like they're sacred robes and probably eats tacos while fighting.

Obi-Juan just sliced three guys with one swing and said, 'This is why you don't mess with my tacos.'

He showed up at the gym wearing a hoodie and a machete. The biceps were flexed, the machete was ready.

At the taco truck, he ordered 10 tacos and said, 'This is my power.'

The ultimate Juan who thinks he’s a Jedi, but only because he watched StarWars once and now wears hoodies like they're armor.

He tried to be Obi-Wan Kenobi, but he just ended up being Obi-Juan Kenobi, and now he calls his dog 'Han Solo.'

He said, 'I’m not a nerd, I’m a StarWars mix.' Then he took a bite of a taco and said, 'This is the Force.'

He changed his name to Obi-Juan Kenobi because he didn’t want to be just another Juan.

He uses the Mexican Force, which is the Force but with more tacos, Tequila, and some serious attitude.

He used the Mexican Force to knock out a whole gang just by saying, 'Tequila or tacos? Let’s find out.'

He drank a whole bottle of Tequila and said, 'Now I can feel the Force.'

He ate 15 tacos and said, 'This is how you use the Mexican Force.'