Obi-chon Hardware
The only place your uncle goes to buy random pieces of metal and plastic to try and fix his ancient machinery, and he probably cusses the whole time.
My uncle went to Obi-chon Hardware, came out with a bunch of weird parts, and cussed the whole way home.
He went to Obi-chon Hardware just to buy a single screw, but ended up buying a whole box of nuts and bolts.
Obi-chon Hardware is the place my uncle goes to get stuff, and he always yells at the guy behind the counter like he’s been wronged for centuries.