Obi-chon Hardware

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A place where your uncle goes to get screws and stuff to fix his junky machines, and he probably yells at the guy behind the counter because he's always in a bad mood.
My uncle went to Obi-chon Hardware and screamed at the guy because the nails were the wrong size.
He went to Obi-chon Hardware and came out with a bunch of broken tools and a bad attitude.
Obi-chon Hardware is where my uncle goes to buy stuff, but he always ends up arguing with the cashier.
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The only place your uncle goes to buy random pieces of metal and plastic to try and fix his ancient machinery, and he probably cusses the whole time.
My uncle went to Obi-chon Hardware, came out with a bunch of weird parts, and cussed the whole way home.
He went to Obi-chon Hardware just to buy a single screw, but ended up buying a whole box of nuts and bolts.
Obi-chon Hardware is the place my uncle goes to get stuff, and he always yells at the guy behind the counter like he’s been wronged for centuries.
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Where your uncle goes to buy broken tools and stuff that doesn’t work, and he probably thinks the guy at the counter is an idiot.
My uncle went to Obi-chon Hardware, bought a bunch of junk, and told the guy he was an idiot.
He went to Obi-chon Hardware, bought a broken wrench, and now he’s mad at the guy who works there.
Obi-chon Hardware is where my uncle goes to get stuff, but he always ends up with broken tools and a bad temper.
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