Obglitterate
You plaster glitter everywhere like you’re trying to make the world look like a glitter explosion and you’re the one who started it.
She obglitterated her cat’s tail so it looked like a glitter comet was stuck to it.
My dad obglitterated my mom’s coffee so it looked like a glitter storm hit her mug.
He obglitterated his shoes so badly they looked like they were dipped in glitter confetti.