Obglitterate

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To glue glitter everywhere until you can’t see the floor anymore and you’re covered in sparkles like a glitter-fueled maniac.

I obglitterated my dog’s face so hard he looked like a disco ball threw up on him.

My mom obglitterated my lunch so it looked like a rainbow exploded in a bag.

He obglitterated his ex’s car until it looked like a glitter bomb went off inside.

When you cover everything with glitter so much it feels like you’re in a glitter factory and you’re the angry boss.

She obglitterated her kid’s homework so it looked like a glitter explosion hit a math test.

My brother obglitterated my phone until it looked like it had been dipped in confetti.

He obglitterated his pizza so much it looked like a glitter bomb was baked inside.

You cover everything in glitter until it looks like a unicorn threw up glitter and you’re the one who had to clean it up.

My sister obglitterated my room so bad I had to wear a glitter mask just to breathe.

He obglitterated his dog’s fur until it looked like a glitter tornado hit him.

My teacher obglitterated my essay so it looked like a glitter monster bit it.

You plaster glitter everywhere like you’re trying to make the world look like a glitter explosion and you’re the one who started it.

She obglitterated her cat’s tail so it looked like a glitter comet was stuck to it.

My dad obglitterated my mom’s coffee so it looked like a glitter storm hit her mug.

He obglitterated his shoes so badly they looked like they were dipped in glitter confetti.

You cover everything with glitter until it looks like you got into a fight with a glitter machine and lost.

I obglitterated my brother’s shirt so hard it looked like a glitter tornado hit him.

My friend obglitterated her desk so it looked like a glitter monster lived under it.

He obglitterated his mom’s soup so it looked like a glitter volcano erupted in it.