Obglitterate
You cover everything in glitter until it looks like a unicorn threw up glitter and you’re the one who had to clean it up.
My sister obglitterated my room so bad I had to wear a glitter mask just to breathe.
He obglitterated his dog’s fur until it looked like a glitter tornado hit him.
My teacher obglitterated my essay so it looked like a glitter monster bit it.