obfun
Obfun is the fake fun that’s made to look fun but is actually just a way to break you down. It’s like being forced to be happy when you’re dying inside.
They made us do a ‘dance-off’ and I had to dance with a guy who looked like he’d been through war.
We had to do a ‘team chant’ and I had to yell ‘we are the champions’ until I was hoarse.
They made us do a ‘blindfolded obstacle course’ and I fell into a pile of confetti and it was glorious.