obfun

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Obfun is the forced fun you get stuck with when you’re at a conference or seminar that’s already making you want to die. It’s like being forced to do a dance-off with a guy who smells like stale pizza and regret.
At the seminar, they made us do a group chant about teamwork. It felt like being tortured by a chorus of angry toddlers.
The obfun activity was a blindfolded trust fall. I fell into a guy who looked like he’d been hit by a truck.
They made us all sing karaoke. I had to sing 'I Want It That Way' and it was pure hell.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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Obfun is the kind of fun that’s more like a punishment. It’s when you’re stuck doing something stupid with people who are either too high or too bored to care.
We had to play charades with the CEO. He did ‘bored at a seminar’ and it was the best part of the day.
They made us do a silly team-building exercise. I had to wear a silly hat and act like a chicken.
The obfun was a ‘human knot’ activity. I was stuck in a knot for 10 minutes and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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Obfun is the fake fun you get when you’re forced to be social with people who would rather be anywhere else. It’s like being stuck in a group activity with your worst enemies.
They made us do a group drawing. I drew a stick figure and it was the most glorious thing I’ve ever seen.
We had to do a ‘two truths and a lie’ game. My lie was that I’ve never been to a seminar. It was the most honest lie ever.
They forced us to do a group yoga session. I fell over and it was the best moment of my day.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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Obfun is the fake fun that’s shoved down your throat during meetings. It’s when you have to do something silly just to survive the day.
They made us do a ‘human pyramid’ and I was on the bottom. I felt like a pancake.
We had to do a ‘blindfolded drawing’ and I drew something that looked like a confused chicken.
They made us do a ‘mad lib’ game. I had to read my sentence out loud and it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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Obfun is the fake fun that’s made to look fun but is actually just a way to break you down. It’s like being forced to be happy when you’re dying inside.
They made us do a ‘dance-off’ and I had to dance with a guy who looked like he’d been through war.
We had to do a ‘team chant’ and I had to yell ‘we are the champions’ until I was hoarse.
They made us do a ‘blindfolded obstacle course’ and I fell into a pile of confetti and it was glorious.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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