obfatscation
Taking a photo like you're a magician and your fatness is just a prop you can hide behind
She took a picture with her head tilted. Now her face looks like it's been cut in half.
He took a photo with his hands in front of his face. Now his nose looks like it's been hiding from a dragon.
She took a picture while holding a bag. Now her arms look like they're being squeezed by a giant.
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