obfatscation

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When you snap a photo so the subject looks less like a pizza and more like a regular person

My mom took a selfie from behind a couch. It looked like she was hiding from a monster.

He took a picture of his burger at an angle. Now it looks like it's not the size of a small child.

She posted a photo of her face from the side. No one believes she eats three pies for breakfast.

A sneaky way to make someone look thinner than they actually are, usually involving angles and bad lighting

He took a photo in the dark. Now his belly looks like it's on vacation.

She used a flashlight to light up one side of her face. The other side is in the shadows. Who knows what's hiding there.

He leaned forward for the photo. Now his back looks like it's been run over by a truck.

The art of making your fatness disappear by taking a photo like you’re a spy on a mission

He took a photo from the top of a staircase. Now his legs look like they're made of noodles.

She took a picture while holding a mirror. It looked like she was doing a magic trick.

He stood on one leg for the photo. Now it looks like he's been in a wrestling match.

When you take a photo so your body looks like it's been shrink-wrapped and you're proud of it

She took a photo with her arms crossed. Now her sides look like they're trying to escape.

He took a picture with his chin up. Now his face looks like it's been stretched like taffy.

She stood in a doorway for the photo. Now her body looks like it's been squeezed like a sponge.

A photo trick where you make your fatness look like it's on vacation and you're the boss of it

He took a photo from above. Now his belly looks like it's been flattened by a pancake press.

She took a picture with her hands on her hips. Now her waist looks like it's been tied up by a rope.

He stood in front of a mirror for the photo. Now his face looks like it's been split in two.

Taking a photo like you're a magician and your fatness is just a prop you can hide behind

She took a picture with her head tilted. Now her face looks like it's been cut in half.

He took a photo with his hands in front of his face. Now his nose looks like it's been hiding from a dragon.

She took a picture while holding a bag. Now her arms look like they're being squeezed by a giant.