Obfasculated
When you can't stop thinking about your ex like a damn ghost haunting your brain because they were too chicken to commit and ran away when you tried to be serious. You're stuck in the past like a jerk who won't let go.
'I keep texting her at 2 a. m. like she's my last hope.'
'I dream about her every night. It's like I'm in a never-ending soap opera.'
'I can't even eat my cereal without thinking about her.'