Obfasculated

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When you can't stop thinking about your ex like a damn ghost haunting your brain because they were too chicken to commit and ran away when you tried to be serious. You're stuck in the past like a jerk who won't let go.

'I keep texting her at 2 a. m. like she's my last hope.'

'I dream about her every night. It's like I'm in a never-ending soap opera.'

'I can't even eat my cereal without thinking about her.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so stuck on your ex that you're like a dog with a bone. They ditched you for fear of getting close, and now you're stuck in a loop of 'what if' and 'why not?'.

'I keep checking her Instagram like it's my job.'

'I texted her 17 times last night. She didn't reply. I'm still waiting.'

'I can't stop imagining us together. It's like I'm stuck in a time warp.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You can't move on because your ex was a coward. They ran when things got real. Now you're stuck in your head like a stuck record playing the same song over and over.

'I still wear the same shirt I wore when we kissed. It's like a holy relic.'

'I can't stop talking about her to my friends. They're tired of it.'

'I think about her every time I pass the coffee shop we used to go to.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so stuck on your ex that you're like a kid who won't let go of a toy. They were scared of commitment, and now you're stuck in the past like a grumpy old man.

'I keep replaying our last conversation in my head like it's a movie.'

'I texted her 10 times in one day. She didn't answer. I'm still waiting.'

'I can't stop thinking about her even when I'm at work.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're stuck on your ex like a gluey mess. They ran because they were scared of love, and now you're stuck in your head like a broken radio that won't shut up.

'I can't stop thinking about her even when I'm eating pizza.'

'I texted her in the middle of the night like I was possessed.'

'I can't stop imagining us together. It's like I'm stuck in a dream.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so stuck on your ex that you're like a stuck pig. They ran because they were scared, and now you're stuck in your head like a broken record that won't stop playing.

'I keep thinking about her every time I see a cute couple.'

'I texted her 5 times in one day. She didn't reply. I'm still waiting.'

'I can't stop thinking about her even when I'm sleeping.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago