OBFA
A friend who thinks they're your best friend but only shows up when you're on the internet and vanishes like a ghost when you're not.
She texted me every day but didn't come to my concert and said I was 'too annoying to be real.'
He called me his 'number one friend' but didn't even reply to my DMs when I got a bad grade.
She said she was my best friend but didn't show up to my birthday and said I was 'too much.'