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A fake friend who only likes you when you're online and disappears like a coward when you're not.
I was messaging him 24/7, and then he blocked me because I didn't reply to his 3 a. m. text.
She only texts me when she needs help with her math homework.
He said he was my best friend, but he didn't even know I got a bad grade on my test.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A friend who acts like they're your bestie online but would rather eat your face than talk to you in person.
He called me 'bestie' 10 times a day but ran away when I asked him to come to my birthday party.
She only talks to me when I send her free pizza coupons.
He posted about me on social media but wouldn't even say hi when I walked past him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A friend who thinks they're your best friend but only shows up when you're on the internet and vanishes like a ghost when you're not.
She texted me every day but didn't come to my concert and said I was 'too annoying to be real.'
He called me his 'number one friend' but didn't even reply to my DMs when I got a bad grade.
She said she was my best friend but didn't show up to my birthday and said I was 'too much.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A friend who says they're your bestie but only texts you when they want something, and disappears like a loser when you don't reply.
He asked for my lunch money and then blocked me when I said no.
She only texted me when she wanted a ride to the mall.
He said he was my best friend but wouldn't even help me with my math homework.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fake friend who only likes you online and would rather die than be seen with you in real life.
He posted about me on Instagram but wouldn't even sit next to me in class.
She said she was my best friend but didn't come to my concert and said I was 'too weird.'
He called me his 'bestie' but didn't even reply when I asked for help with my test.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A friend who only texts you when they need something, and disappears like a rat when you don't reply.
He asked me for my phone password and then blocked me when I said no.
She only texted me when she needed a ride to the store.
He said he was my best friend but didn't even show up to my birthday.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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