obeties
Obeties are like the final stage of being a human. They're so fat and sick they can’t even move without looking like they're doing the cha-cha of despair.
My uncle is an obetie. He can’t walk without wheezing like a broken accordion.
My friend’s obetie so bad, his pants have a life of their own.
The obetie at the mall was so big, he blocked the whole escalator.