obeties

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#fat#diabetic#walking meat pie

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When a person is so fat and diabetic they look like they were dipped in lard and dipped in syrup. This human is basically a walking meat pie with no crust.
My cousin is an obetie. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He also drinks soda for blood.
My neighbor’s dog is fatter than my uncle. My uncle is an obetie.
I saw a guy on the street who looked like a bag of chips exploded. He’s an obetie.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Obeties are like the result of a food fight between a donut and a soda. They’re so full of sugar and fat, they’re basically human candy.
My mom is an obetie. She eats ice cream for dinner and calls it a side dish.
My teacher said if we don’t stop eating snacks, we’ll all become obeties.
My brother’s obetie so bad, he can’t even fit in a chair. He sits on the floor.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Obeties are like the final stage of being a human. They're so fat and sick they can’t even move without looking like they're doing the cha-cha of despair.
My uncle is an obetie. He can’t walk without wheezing like a broken accordion.
My friend’s obetie so bad, his pants have a life of their own.
The obetie at the mall was so big, he blocked the whole escalator.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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