Obestity - When a breast is so fat it's basically a whole new person. I

When a breast is so fat it's basically a whole new person. It's like a meatball that's also a mammal.

My mom’s breast is so obese, it has its own zip code.

That breast is so big, it’s like a side dish at a buffet.

My brother’s breast is so fat, it’s got a heartbeat of its own.