Obestity

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A guy so fat his chest looks like a pair of sagging meaty muffins. People call it obesity because it's like a beast with titties and no shame.
My uncle is so obese, he walks like a pizza with extra cheese.
That guy at the gym looks like he swallowed a whole buffet.
Obesity is when your chest is so big, you need a second shirt just for your titties.
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When a breast is so fat it's basically a whole new person. It's like a meatball that's also a mammal.
My mom’s breast is so obese, it has its own zip code.
That breast is so big, it’s like a side dish at a buffet.
My brother’s breast is so fat, it’s got a heartbeat of its own.
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