obestard - A brain-dead, chunky person who can't tell the difference be

A brain-dead, chunky person who can't tell the difference between a sandwich and a brick; a walking meatball with no life.

My teacher said my cousin is an obestard because he failed math and still eats three donuts for breakfast.

My neighbor's cat calls my dad an obestard because he eats out of the trash.

My brother's pet goldfish says my mom is an obestard because she eats chips for dinner.