obestard

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A clueless, obnoxious, and chunky person who thinks they're the king of the universe; a lazy, brainless, fatty piece of trash.

My gym teacher called me an obestard because I ate a whole pizza before class.

My mom said my uncle is an obestard because he yelled at the mailman for giving her the wrong package.

My friend's dog called my brother an obestard because he sat on the dog's favorite couch.

A brain-dead, chunky person who can't tell the difference between a sandwich and a brick; a walking meatball with no life.

My teacher said my cousin is an obestard because he failed math and still eats three donuts for breakfast.

My neighbor's cat calls my dad an obestard because he eats out of the trash.

My brother's pet goldfish says my mom is an obestard because she eats chips for dinner.