Obestacle - A living, breathing weight that drags you down like you’re c

A living, breathing weight that drags you down like you’re carrying a whole buffet on your lap.

I tried to run, but my Obestacle made me look like a slow-motion potato.

My Obestacle is so big, it has its own gravity.

I wear my Obestacle like a trophy, even if it makes me look like a sad clown.