Obestacle

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A giant, sagging mess of fat that hangs like a curtain in front of you, making everything harder just to breathe.

My uncle’s Obestacle is so big, he can’t even zip up his pants without a ladder.

At the gym, the guy next to me looked like he had a whole pizza stuffed in his Obestacle.

My Obestacle is so heavy, my pants fall down every time I laugh.

When your balls are so big and bloated, they look like they’re about to explode and take the whole room with them.

My Obestacle is so big, my wife thinks it’s a separate person.

I tried to sit down, but my Obestacle stopped me mid-sit.

My Obestacle is so big, my pants are now a fashion statement.

A living, breathing weight that drags you down like you’re carrying a whole buffet on your lap.

I tried to run, but my Obestacle made me look like a slow-motion potato.

My Obestacle is so big, it has its own gravity.

I wear my Obestacle like a trophy, even if it makes me look like a sad clown.