obesitis - Like three-quarters of America, you’re so fat you could be a

Like three-quarters of America, you’re so fat you could be a state.

My teacher said 75% of the class has obesitis and it’s making the desks creak.

My dad says he’s obesitis because he’s the only one who can fit in the car.

My neighbor’s dog is so fat it’s obesitis and it walks like a waddle.