Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A state where you're so fat you look like a donut that got hit by a truck. Your fat cells are so angry they’re on strike.

My cousin eats a whole pizza by himself and calls it a snack.

I saw my dog at the vet and he was labeled 'obesitis' because he eats the couch.

My mom says I have obesitis because I can't fit into my pants anymore.

2

Like three-quarters of America, you’re so fat you could be a state.

My teacher said 75% of the class has obesitis and it’s making the desks creak.

My dad says he’s obesitis because he’s the only one who can fit in the car.

My neighbor’s dog is so fat it’s obesitis and it walks like a waddle.

3

A human ball. Sometimes wider than tall. Like a meatball that got stuck in a blender.

My brother’s so round he could be a basketball.

My grandma is like a human ball and rolls around the house.

My uncle’s so big he’s a human sphere and can’t fit through the door.

4

When you’re so fat you're unhealthy and your doctor is giving you a side-eye.

I got a letter from my doctor saying I have obesitis and he’s tired of me.

My friend’s so fat the doctor said it’s obesitis and he’s giving him a warning.

My cousin was told he has obesitis and now he eats more.

5

The top killer in America, it’s like the fat version of a serial killer.

Obesitis is the number one killer and it’s taking out people left and right.

My uncle died of obesitis and it was tragic.

My teacher said obesitis is killing more people than anything else.

6

A fancy word for being super fat, like your BMI is so high it’s in the stratosphere.

My BMI is 35 and I’m labeled 'morbidly obese.'

My cousin is 'moderately obese' and still can’t fit in his chair.

My mom’s BMI is 40 and she says she’s 'mildly obese', I don’t believe her.

7

Getting so fat you deserve it, like you were punished by food.

I got obesitis because I ate 10 pizzas in one day.

My brother got obesitis because he ate the whole cake.

My cousin got obesitis because he ate the snack drawer.