obesism
A fancy way of saying you're a walking buffet with a BMI of 30 or more. They even rank how bad you look.
My teacher said, ‘You’re not just fat, you're morbidly fat. That’s like being a ghost of a pizza.’
My friend said, ‘I’m mildly obese, but I’m working on being mildly less obese.’
My brother said, ‘I’m morbidly obese, and I don’t even care anymore.’