obesism

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A silly idea that skinny people think they're better than everyone else just because they can fit into a tiny outfit and don't have to breathe hard to walk.
My cousin got a job at the mall because she’s thin. I got rejected for being ‘too chunky’ even though I can lift weights.
My teacher said I’d never amount to anything because I eat a whole pizza by myself.
My gym instructor called me ‘a walking meatball’ and said I’d never get in shape.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Like the majority of America thinks they’re the only ones who eat food and don’t know how to count calories.
My mom said, ‘I know I’m fat, but I’m not the only one.’ She’s right, we’re all fat together.
My friend’s uncle said, ‘I eat like a horse and still think I’m normal.’
My brother said, ‘At least we’re all in this together, you fat cows.’
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A shape you have when you’re as wide as a couch and as tall as a fence post.
My cousin said, ‘I’m like a living couch with legs.’
My friend said, ‘I’m a human burger with no bun.’
My neighbor said, ‘I’m a tree that eats pizza for breakfast.’
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When you're so fat you can't even walk without wheezing like a broken accordion.
My coworker said, ‘I can't even sit down without my pants exploding.’
My friend's dog said, ‘You look like a balloon that’s about to pop.’
My mom said, ‘I can’t even walk to the fridge without feeling like I'm carrying bricks.’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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The reason why people are dying left and right like they're in a horror movie.
My uncle said, ‘I’m gonna die from this obesity, and it’s all because of pizza.’
My friend said, ‘I’m gonna end up in a coffin because I ate too much.’
My dad said, ‘I’m gonna be the next person on the news who died from a heart attack after eating a whole cake.’
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A fancy way of saying you're a walking buffet with a BMI of 30 or more. They even rank how bad you look.
My teacher said, ‘You’re not just fat, you're morbidly fat. That’s like being a ghost of a pizza.’
My friend said, ‘I’m mildly obese, but I’m working on being mildly less obese.’
My brother said, ‘I’m morbidly obese, and I don’t even care anymore.’
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What happens to you when you're too lazy to stop eating and think it's a crime to be full.
My neighbor said, ‘I’m getting punished for eating too much, and I didn’t even do anything wrong.’
My friend said, ‘I got fat because I thought it was a reward for working late.’
My sister said, ‘I’m being punished for loving food too much.’
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