obesetes - Obesetes is like the worst Easter ever. You get a ton of can

Obesetes is like the worst Easter ever. You get a ton of candy, but then you feel like you’ve been run over by a bunny on steroids.

I got obesetes after Easter. My pants are now a prison.

My sister got obesetes from eating all the chocolate and then the cake.

My dad got obesetes from eating the Easter pie and then the Easter cake and then the Easter cookies.